Parisishot's Blog
awww matt!
So I know that its been a really big deal recently that I broke up with Stavros. Its ok. I was very upset until I found a new man. Actaully, when it comes down to it, I think he's in lots of respects a better choice for me than stav.
First of all, stavros had a lot of money, but he didn't DO anything. my new man, Matt Leinart, he's a super good football player. He's really good at something, I like all my friends to be good at something.
I also got a new house. Its very cool. the bed has mirrors on it. Actually, I opened it for the first time a couple of weeks ago for stav's 21st birthday party. But now I think those mirrors will be reflecting something else entirely wink wink wink. Here are some pictures of the magazine spread of my new house:
I went to the grove with Matt. I wore my brown wig. Its amazing, whenever I wear it people hardly recognize me. But you know what? I look cute as a brunette.
Hmm. well, thats all for now. I'm pretty excited about my new man. and you know what? girls who complain about how hard it is to find a man are just full of crap. I can't even remember the last time I was single.
bye!
paris
First of all, stavros had a lot of money, but he didn't DO anything. my new man, Matt Leinart, he's a super good football player. He's really good at something, I like all my friends to be good at something.
I also got a new house. Its very cool. the bed has mirrors on it. Actually, I opened it for the first time a couple of weeks ago for stav's 21st birthday party. But now I think those mirrors will be reflecting something else entirely wink wink wink. Here are some pictures of the magazine spread of my new house:
I went to the grove with Matt. I wore my brown wig. Its amazing, whenever I wear it people hardly recognize me. But you know what? I look cute as a brunette.
Hmm. well, thats all for now. I'm pretty excited about my new man. and you know what? girls who complain about how hard it is to find a man are just full of crap. I can't even remember the last time I was single.
bye!
paris
eww
Ok, I want to talk about a few things, quickly. First, I would like to say that filming for the new Simple Life series is going FINE. For everyone who worries that I have to spend time with Nicole, I'd like to say, don't worry. I don't have to see her. So far this season has been pretty exciting. I helped deliver a baby (but I drew the line at cutting the umbilical cord- EW!)
So yeah, its been busy being me. I recently saw my friend Bijou Phillips in a production of this weird musical thing called "Hedwig and the Angry Inch". I had fun at the show, but was kind of tired, me and Stavros had just come back from a trip, and the only reason I went out was to see Bijou. And I guess its good that I still haven't alienated Bijou. Since every now and then Stavros has to pretened he's actually doing school work, and Nicky likes to spend time with her man and i don't really have any other friends....
So yeah, its been busy being me. I recently saw my friend Bijou Phillips in a production of this weird musical thing called "Hedwig and the Angry Inch". I had fun at the show, but was kind of tired, me and Stavros had just come back from a trip, and the only reason I went out was to see Bijou. And I guess its good that I still haven't alienated Bijou. Since every now and then Stavros has to pretened he's actually doing school work, and Nicky likes to spend time with her man and i don't really have any other friends....
Its Harder than you think
Its harder than you think to be me you know. Everyone always tells me how lucky I am. But being an heiress is really actually very hard. There are a lot of annoying things about my life, and I don't think that my publicists are doing a very good job of showing the people who are interested in me the more exhausting sides of my life. So I decided to start my own blog. Because, esepecially now with everyone always talking about how I'm fighting with so many people, I have to keep my image is good as possible.
So let me tell you why, even though on the surface my life appears to be perfect, there are lots of hard, and very not hot aspects of my life. Firstly, there are a lot of people I have to remember. Like, a lot a lot. Not only do I have to keep track of everyone in my entourage, and the paperazzi (its important that I remember who I pay to take pictures of me, and who the real stalkers are, so I don't accidentally have my security guards escort the wrong people off the premises), there are always people who talk to me, and expect me to know who they are. I mean, think about it. Its easy for everyone to remember me, there's only one of me. but there are so many other people!
Also, people are always talking about the bad things that happen to me, and how they always seem to coincide with some event that could use the publicity. Like when all my journals and stuff were going to be auctioned off from my storage locker, people said that was a publicity stunt. As if. And I bet they all say that the reason I've decided to start this blog today, is because I just broke up with Stavros, and I want to make the public sympathize with me, since he;'s saying all those nasty things about me. ACTUALLY, I bet that people will even say that me and Stavros staged our breakup, because they just announced today that they might be doing a cartoon series based on my life, and maybe the whole breakup will get me enough attention to make sure that it happens. But I swear, thats so not it. this is really a hard time for me. so I wish that people would just give me the support i need to get thorugh this, and also, find me a new hot guy!
ok i have to go now. Nicky needs me to help her pick out a dress...
see? i told you my life isn't so easy.
So let me tell you why, even though on the surface my life appears to be perfect, there are lots of hard, and very not hot aspects of my life. Firstly, there are a lot of people I have to remember. Like, a lot a lot. Not only do I have to keep track of everyone in my entourage, and the paperazzi (its important that I remember who I pay to take pictures of me, and who the real stalkers are, so I don't accidentally have my security guards escort the wrong people off the premises), there are always people who talk to me, and expect me to know who they are. I mean, think about it. Its easy for everyone to remember me, there's only one of me. but there are so many other people!
Also, people are always talking about the bad things that happen to me, and how they always seem to coincide with some event that could use the publicity. Like when all my journals and stuff were going to be auctioned off from my storage locker, people said that was a publicity stunt. As if. And I bet they all say that the reason I've decided to start this blog today, is because I just broke up with Stavros, and I want to make the public sympathize with me, since he;'s saying all those nasty things about me. ACTUALLY, I bet that people will even say that me and Stavros staged our breakup, because they just announced today that they might be doing a cartoon series based on my life, and maybe the whole breakup will get me enough attention to make sure that it happens. But I swear, thats so not it. this is really a hard time for me. so I wish that people would just give me the support i need to get thorugh this, and also, find me a new hot guy!
ok i have to go now. Nicky needs me to help her pick out a dress...
see? i told you my life isn't so easy.
